The Ricker likes Red Robin seasoning salt.

We used to go to Red Robin a few times per month when I was a kid. They had an arcade, so I was fine with it, and they had a bar, so my parents were okay with it. They also had this really good seasoning salt, which they sold for $5 or something like that.

The Ricker liked it so much, he got some for the house, by sliding it Mrs. Ricker's purse. After a while, the restaurant smartened up and stopped putting lids on the salt containers. However, this wasn't much of a problem, because the Ricker started bringing tape with him, so he could tape over the holes and take the salt home.

Yes, I'm serious.